Happy April Fool's Day

 

          LOL. I have already pranked my kids three times today. They should have learned by now that I love pranks. I used to do some really good ones when I was young, but now they are pretty tame.

          The weather outside keeps pranking us. It can't decide if it is cold, rainy, windy, or just hot. We hit all of those every day, which is making yard work challenging.

          It's the last month of school; I'm very glad about that. I am tired of using my brain, LOL. I know it is necessary, though. If I don't use it, I lose it. I have no desire to get dementia like my grandma or mom. I want to keep my wits about me. Of course, if I do end up in the hospital, I am going to fake dementia so I can get away with all sorts of stuff, LOL I have a list of conditions I am going to claim, LOL most of the psych. I have found myself lately saying I deserve this because I am old, LOL I have earned the right to blah blah blah. I never thought that was a real thing until now. I must be careful about using that superpower LOL.